Ugh. I know I said I may need to shed a couple of pounds, but walking into the restroom at work right before lunch and seeing something nasty was not the way I meant to start curbing my appetite. Microsoft apparently has some nasty ass hos wandering the building, because a chick who obviously is [...]

Ugh…omg! I forgot cardinal rule #1: Always check for tp before sitting. So…you can see where this is going. I had to wait almost 10 minutes for someone else to come in and humbly ask them if they can spare a square.

Whose bright idea was it to make the tp dispensers hold double [...]